Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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