Grow some girl-balls and come out already
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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