Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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