Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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