But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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