my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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