do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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