quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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