we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
