you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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