I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
True strength comes from lack of pants
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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