I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I can't turn off my feet"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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