We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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