let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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