you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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