seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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