I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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