is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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