then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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