I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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