Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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