what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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