I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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