I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
