So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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