dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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