How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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