I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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