please come you make the beer taste better
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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