How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Found your dick twin last night
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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