PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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