whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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