Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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