remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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