I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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