put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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