At least make sure they are 18
Why
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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