I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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