So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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