I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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