He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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