I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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