i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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