Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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