We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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