I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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