You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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