Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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