normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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