i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
as a side note pls kill me
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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