STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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