So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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