I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
