i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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