We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You don't make any sense
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