we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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