porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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